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I recently popped over to Plant Postings to read about the amazing garden tour of Italy Beth is planning for herself and other bloggers. I just returned from a garden tour to England and eagerly wish I could join Beth’s group. As with most things I do, my tour was a bit unconventional.
Are there any plants in this picture? I hadn’t noticed.
I could have chosen as my guide a famed landscape designer or horticulturalist but I wanted a different perspective. By hiring James Bond I never had to wait in line for anything and was able to travel by jet pack and Aston Martin. Since Bond is an expert on almost everything, it came as no surprise that he is an excellent gardener, too.
Our first stop was at Barnsley House Gardens in the Cotswolds. Created to be a personal garden by a world renowned horticulturalist, this lush garden covers three acres and includes a knot garden and potager. I swooned over the fullness of the plantings and lounged around the beautiful pond.
Barnsley House garden
As it neared time to leave, I noticed Bond was nowhere to be seen. I snuck quietly around corners and looked behind bushes to see if I could find him. Worried about how I was going to get a martini and a ride to the next garden, I finally found him standing by the cabbages. His sleeves rolled up and dirt smudging his handmade Italian suit, a small razor edged cultivator poked from the tips of his expensive shoes. Digging the cultivator into the weeds surrounding the vegetables, he ripped the roots from the soil, retracted the cultivator, and walked coolly by.
Cerney House garden
Our next stop was the Cerney House Gardens, also in the Cotswolds. Described by an English gardening magazine as “not for those who like everything tickety-boo”, I worried that James might not love the garden as much as I did. “James, ” I ventured, “Aren’t you coming or do you like everything tickety-boo? Is the garden a bit too exuberant for you?” He stared off into the distance while slowly unscrewing the headlight from his Aston Martin. A long narrow headed spade emerged from behind the light, a pair of gardening gloves tied tightly around the handle. Slipping the headlight back into place, he walked slowly toward me, and whispered in my ear, “I love it when you say tickety-boo.”
Cerney House garden
Our last stop before I jetted back to the States, was a stop at Beatrix Potters Lake District home.
Beatrix Potter garden
Long an admirer of her brilliant children’s stories, I’d wanted to visit her home and garden for years. Tempted to cozy up to Bond whispering “tickety-boo”, I restrained myself and wandered her vegetable patch. Once again he disappeared as I watched for naughty rabbits and talkative mice. Alone in the garden, I took photos and hummed to myself. As I bent to take a closer shot, a grizzled hand thrust suddenly into view, a small rabbit dangling from its grip.
Mr Peter Rabbit?
“Drop the rabbit, McGregor”. James stood behind the old man, a saber protruding from the handle of a metal rake. “He’s been eating my garden! I want rabbit stew for dinner tonight.”, the man complained as he loosened his fingers. “I wouldn’t recommend it”, James responded, his voice detached and icy. “Why?” McGregor asked. “How do you like your rabbits?” “Shaken but not stirred,” replied James. “No one eats Peter.” He lowered the saber as the rabbit ran under the melons, the old man cursing and kicking, clay pottery in chunks at his feet. I stood to the side, in shock. Where had he been hiding the saber rake and where could I get one? Doubtful I be able to get a shoe cultivator, headlight shovel or saber rake past airport security, I made a mental to note to ask him if the British government could ship them to me.
Whitburgh House garden
The visit over, I headed back to the car. Pausing by the hedge that ran along the side of the garden, I noticed James up to his elbows in an overgrown shrub. Grasping the severed limbs, he thrust his pruners up his sleeve, and threw the branches to the ground.
“Gardening is so therapeutic”
He tucked in his shirt and sighed deeply, “Gardening is so therapeutic.”
Yum!! Love the thought of getting all sweaty in the patch with James Bond, specially the Daniel Craig variety. Where can I book?
Julie
I think if I could ever convince Daniel Craig to host a James Bond garden tour, it might be the most popular tour on the planet, at least among the women. I’d be the first to buy a ticket!
An article that has me stirred not shaken. Great stuff!!